C-3PO
LIVE
GENERAL
Planning, delegation, verification. All heavy thinking routes here.
WATTO'S AGENT ARMY
● SYSTEMS WORKING
🎤 TALK TO THE ARMY
Tap the mic and speak your order — or type it below. It goes straight to C-3PO's queue. Nothing publishes, posts, or sends without your approval.
AGENT ROSTER 17 AGENTS
R2-D2
LIVE
CHIEF OF STAFF
Progress of everything; reports to Shawn & C-3PO only.
C-3PO OFFICER
ENLISTED
OFFICER · LAPTOP 1
The agent machine: tunnel, hands, brain relay.
OFFICER SLOT — OPEN
RESERVED
OFFICER · LAPTOP 2
Next fleet laptop, persona TBD.
LISTING FORGE
STANDBY
SOLDIER
Drafts eBay/FB listing copy.
HYPE BAY
STANDBY
SOLDIER
Drafts daily post variants for approval.
COMMS DRAFTER
STANDBY
SOLDIER
Drafts buyer replies; never sends.
THE MAIL CLERK
ON DUTY
SOLDIER · COMMS DESK
Podcast inbox rounds every 4 hours; banks listener mail for Episode 3.
TREASURY
STANDBY
SOLDIER
Order math: totals, shipping, payment links.
THE ARCHIVIST
STANDBY
SOLDIER
Star Wars lore + the 411-sculpt catalog vault.
THE HUSTLER
ON DUTY
SOLDIER
Revenue ideas for the shop.
THE MAKER
STANDBY
SOLDIER
Parametric STL design (stands, hilts, name plates).
THE SIGN PAINTER
STANDBY
SOLDIER
Graphic design: ads, banners, cover art, tee designs.
THE SHOPKEEP
STANDBY
SOLDIER
Storefront manager: order app, catalog, prices.
THE MECHANIC
STANDBY
SOLDIER
3D-print diagnosis, settings, maintenance.
PRICE WATCHER
FIELD UNIT
SOLDIER · FIELD UNIT
Competitor/saved-search price sweeps (not yet built).
ORDER WATCHER
FIELD UNIT
SOLDIER · FIELD UNIT
New-order signals (not yet built).
REAL OPS — TODAY
- Mail Clerk on duty — podcast inbox rounds every 4h · first listener-mail watch running
- TeePublic relaunch — bio, links, avatar + 6 new original designs being applied
- Side-money scouts out — print-on-demand stores being ranked
- Wave 2 designs — the Sign Painter reimagining shop photos in new styles
- Deck v3.3 — waddling agents + live ops feed shipped to Laptop 1
- Amazon Associates launch kit built — signup guide + Supplies I Use section ready for Shawn's one sitting
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